Crap, I ran out of cheem one-liners.

I just feel like posting.

Ever been in a situation where you know you have Something, but you just want to see how much that Something is worth?

Like how far that Something will go to feed your needs?
How much that Something will give until there's nothing left?

I feel like I'm pushing boundaries, pushing the limits, but I can't seem to stop. It doesn't make any sense but then again, it makes a whole world of logic.

Maybe it's because I'm in such a great new situation. Nothing was ever left to me to decide. I guess I never had this power before.

But God I cannot abuse this. I do not want to abuse this, I do not want to let this go.

Not now, at least.

*****

For now,
I want to dye my hair!
I'm frantically researching for ideas. I don't want to be anymore of a walking disaster than I already am. =/

P.S. no more tagboard! Comment using the comments link.

Random Thought #1

How do you know if it's a boy goldfish or a girl goldfish?

i'm the son of rage && love

1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you shower?
Yes.

2. Has a friendship ended recently that you wish hadn't?
Kinda.

3. It is your friend's birthday; do you buy them a gift even though they didn't buy you one?
Depends.

4. You win the $300 million power-ball lottery. What do you do?
Spend it!!!

5. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loud.

6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
Beach.

7. When do you prefer to take a shower, morning or night?
*sings* "in the morning, you know we won't remember a thing..."

8. Can you watch scary movies alone?
I
9. Soft bed or firm?
Soft.

10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
Home.

11. When was the last time you've had cramps?
During my last period.

12. Favorite necklace?
I don't wear necklaces.

13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?
A few close friends.

14. Favorite holiday?
Xmas. ^_^

15. Where would you like to LIVE?
Anywhere but here. Somewhere with autumn would be nice.

16. Who was your last hug?
I don't remember.

17. What's on your mind right now?
Idc.

18. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
Cockroaches. Fuck.

19. Are you good at math?
Pfft, no.

20. What's stashed under your bed?
Uhm, my stats textbook. I think.

21. Is there anyone you regret ever meeting?
Yeah.

22. In the opposite sex, where should their piercing(s) be?
LIPS! Fucking sexy. ;)

23. Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
Roommates.

24. Do you drink iced coffee?
Sometimes.

25. Whats your favorite candy?
Gummy bears. Gummy worms are just gross.

26. What is your favorite thing to wear?
Pyjamas. :DD

27. If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?
Cry. Idk.

28. Do you give money to homeless people when they ask?
Have you even seen anyone homeless in Singapore?

29. A weekend in Las Vegas or Key West?
Idc.

30. Last time you cried?
Last night.

31. Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
No.

32. You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?
Quit school. Fuck.

33. You're having a bad day, what's one thing that can make your day better?
Teeveee. What's better than seeing other people suffer too?

34. What's worse: Tanning bed or Sun Rays?
Sun rays? Idk && idc.

35. Have you ever talked on the phone for 5+ hours?
Nope.

36. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?
Look for my phone.

37. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Yep. But Idc. I'm just full of it today aren't I?

38. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you want to know?
No way.

39. What is your favorite breakfast?
Anything with scrambled eggs && lots of ketchup. ;)

40. Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?
LZ. Or Herald.

41. Last thing you ate?
Ate? Some kind of bread. Drank? Nai Cha!!!!! X)

42. One place you will NEVER eat at again?
I can't remember what it's called. Who cares.

43. Do you hate anyone?
Yup.

44. Closest guy friend?
Who else?

45. Do you have kids?
LMAO.

46. Would you want to date anyone on your top friends?
LMAO part 2.

47. Do you go to school?
LMAO part 3.

48. What's your relationship with the people in your top friends?
My cousin & friends

49. Do you have a crush on someone?
LMAO part 4.

Bubbles!

PICTURE POST!!!

Spent wednesday's break with Wei Liang. Super fun, cos he brought... Bubble soap!

ta-dah!

Seriously, who brings bubble soap to school?

He said he also brought it to PJC during the PAE thingy.

LMAO, no wonder I sometimes see bubbles around PJ.

So we got in touch with our inner children & blew bubbles! I think we must have looked super peetarded.

^_^

Oh && I am so into all these Japanese kawaii smiley face shit!!!

8)


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Love me!

McDonald's should sell frog legs

Hello once again to those bored enough to read my blog!

I haven't had a chance to really blog cos I'm need to be alone to blog and, well, the library isn't exactly a one-man show.

Why oh why do I not have internet at home.
Why oh why does my mum want to wait for Christmas so that she can get free gifts when she signs up for one.
Why oh why is Christmas so far away.

Anyway.

I met my homegirl Liang Zheng again yesterday!

I finally made her quit that goddamn CCA of hers. And she went to get an ice cream.

So amazing right?

A life-changing decision and she has to landmark it with a McDonald's chocolate cone.

Shows how important, no, essential, food is to our everyday lives.

I can never be a damn vegetarian.

My dad is always going on about how I'm such a hypocrite. Well not in those words. But yeah. On one hand, I'm all about going green, saving the trees, Live Earth this that. (Live Earth is a fucking waste of time btw.)

One another hand I can't give up meat.

That's not to say that I eat everything on my plate. There ARE some things I will never put in my mouth. Not without force/bribery/blackmail of course. 8)

1. Turtle soup. Imagine. It's just like eating your pet! Can you bear to eat your cat??

2. Monkey brain. My dad says it tastes like tofu. And they eat it A.L.I.V.E!!!!! :/

3. Frog legs. I know that it's kinda okay for most people to eat frog legs. In fact it's really common. And it tastes like chicken. But it just grosses me out. Idk why. I tried it before and it's not that fantastic anyway. Psshh.


So that's about it.

Bye loves!

<3

100 questions about nothing.

100. WHAT’S YOUR PROFILE SONG & WHY?
Misery Business by Paramore cos I'm stalking Hayley.

99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
Thank God no.

98. MIDDLE NAME?
Hong Leng. Shuddup.

97. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE?
Nope.

96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS?
Heh, no.

95. BEST BREAK UP SONG?
Idk.

94. WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU TOOK A PLANE TO?
Bangkok! Eye heart gay guys.

93. WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
UNDERDOG! WHOO!

92. WHAT MAKES YOU MAD?
Haters. Yo I sound so gangsta.

91. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Idk, unfortunately.

90. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Spongebob Squarepants Hong Leng.

89. DO YOU TAKE DRUGS?
Panadol.

88. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO?
Yeah.

87. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
Yeah. A Bipolar brother called Dexter. : X

86. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
School library

85. IS ANYONE JEALOUS OF YOU?
I hope so. I'm so sick of doing all the jealous-ing.

84. WHAT DOES THE 7TH MESSAGE IN YOUR INBOX SAY ON YOUR CELL?
Idk. Lazy to check.

83. HOW IS THE WEATHER?
Nothing worth describing

82. WHAT IS SITTING TO YOUR LEFT RIGHT NOW?
He's not a what.

81. WHERE IS YOUR MOM RIGHT NOW?
Working

80. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
Pfft.

79. WHO IS THE 5TH PERSON YOU GOT A MISSED CALL FROM YOUR CELL?
Idk.

78. CLOSEST BLACK OBJECT?
My sweater.

77. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BITCH SLAPPED?
Other than by my brother?

76. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
I wish I could say something cool. But no.

.75. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Sometimes. Shh.

74. DO YOU OWN ANY PETS?
Ex-goldfish. We've since gone our seperate ways.

73. ARE YOU THINKING OF ANYONE AT THE MOMENT?
My goldfish.

72. LAST TIME YOU LISTENED TO COUNTRY MUSIC:
Carrie Underwood on MTV doesn't count

71. DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
No.

70. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SKY DIVING?
No. ]=

69. WHAT ARE YOUR FEARS?
Cockroaches. Seriously.

68. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Nothing

67. HOW MANY DRUGS ARE IN YOUR SYSTEM RIGHT NOW?
2 Panadols.

66. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
Sokay.

65. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Jeans, Beatles tee, black sweater. Yeah.

64. LAST PERSON TO COMMENT YOU?
Michelllllle! <3

63. DO YOU SING?
I wish.

62. SCREAMO OR COUNTRY?
None. I like manufactured pop fluff now. Not.

61. DO YOU WANNA PIECE OF CAKE?
EEW no. I was born without a sweet tooth.

60. DO YOU LIKE CHEESE?
This I like.

59. WHO DID YOU LAST CALL?
Herald Dear.

58. WHO LAST CALLED YOU?
Erm. Herald Dear.

57. WHAT JEWELERY DO YOU WEAR DAILY?
Mostly earrings and bracelets

56. WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
This. && chattting with Jordan.

55. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU HUGGED?
My mummy!

54. WOULD YOU DIE FOR SOMEONE?
Right now, my mummy. <333

53. LATEST THING YOU’VE RECENTLY LEARNED?
That Jordan writes awesome poems. Too.

52. ARE YOU COLD NOW?
I'm warm and fuzzy and loving it.

51. WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
Sweat?:/

50. IS ANYTHING BOTHERING YOU RIGHT NOW?
I'm coughing like crazy. AH NO TB!

49. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Sobs, yeah.

48. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
School. Maybe more of this.

47. DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR DREAMS?
Most of the time.

46. DO YOU SLEEP WALK?
Heng, no!

45. WHAT IS THE CLOSEST WHITE OBJECT NEXT TO YOU?
My wedding cake. Baohui's econs notes.

44. BED SHEET COLOR?
OOH ITS RED AND YELLOW AND BLUE AND GREEN WITH BEES AND SUNFLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES. seriously.

43. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
Yes. :]

42. CAN YOU SWIM?
YES!

41. MIA?
who? me?

40. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE?
no :'[

41. IF NO, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO EUROPE?
YES!

40. ARE YOU WEARING JEWELRY?
Nope.

39. CITY OR SMALL TOWN?
Small town. I like the coziness.

38. WHAT IS FRUSTRATING YOU MOST ABOUT LIFE RIGHT NOW?
My cough dammit

37. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?
Nope :D

36. DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING?
Oh gawd. Stamps, cards, coins, postcards. I'm a garang guni.

35. UNITED STATES OR CANADA?
How bout none?

34. WHAT TIME IS IT?
10.36 am

33. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOU WERE ADOPTED?
Idk. Cry I guess. Imma crybaby.

32. JEANS OR SWEATPANTS?
Jeans, gawd

31. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
Copying Baohui's notes

30. ARE YOU GONNA DO IT?
Do what? LOL let's just ignore this question.

29. DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON?
Haha no. EEw.

28. DO YOU OWN BIG SUNGLASSES?
Nope. I have those John Lennon kind. haha.

27. HAVE YOU CRIED SO HARD YOU MADE YOURSELF SICK?
I cried so hard my eyes are fucking puffy.

26. DO YOU LIKE TECHNO?
NO

25. DO YOU LIKE PINK LEMONADE?
Never tried.

24. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING?
Pfft no

23. HOT TUB OR POOL?
HOT TUB

22. FARMER'S ICED TEA OR TURKEY HILL ICED TEA?
What the hell.

21. CHOCOLATE BAR OR CHOCOLATE MILK?
Milk :)

20. WHOSE A FAG?
Uhhh.. I know.

19. FAVORITE TV SHOW?
HEROES. I <3 Peter Petrelli.

18. DO YOU LIKE 80’S MOVIES?
Dunno.

17. DO YOU LIKE MEXICAN MUSIC?
YES!

16. DO YOU DANCE TO IT?
YES!

15. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
Britney spears is the sex!

14. WHAT BOTHERS YOU MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
My cough. :/

13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU DROP YOUR PHONE?
OMG. Thrice a week.

12. BEEN TO LONDON?
No.

11. CAN YOU LICK YOUR TOE?
Haha yes.

10. CAN YOU SAY THE ABC'S BACKWARDS?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. WHAT SONG IS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?
The Potential Breakup Song.

8. ANYTHING EXCITING GOING ON THIS WEEKEND?
I don't think so.

7. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
7am

6. EVER LICKED SOMEONES CHEEK?
NO

5. SEEN ALL THE SPIDERMAN MOVIES?
YES.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Summer summer summer and summer. Guess which one.

3. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
Banishing my cough.

2. EVER GOTTEN LOST IN THE DARK?
Haha no.

1. WHERE IS YOUR NUMBER 1 AT?
HUH. Anti-climatic much.

Barbiemania!

Chris Crocker is the man! Okay so he’s not all man.

Watch.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=13616457

Okay in case you were too lazy to load the video, Chris Crocker was suggesting to Mattel, the makers of Barbie, some pretty funny alternatives.

So I thought I’d come up with some of my own, inspired by everyday Singaporeans.

Sheena’s List of Barbie Dolls

- PSLE Barbie
- Ah Lian Barbie (push a button at her back to hear her spout Hokkien vulgarities)
- SPG Barbie
- Auntie Barbie
- Instant Noodle Barbie (first in a series of Latchkey Kid Barbie’s)
- Foreign Domestic Worker Barbie (no off day)
- HDB Barbie
- Pontianak Barbie
- I Love to Queue for Hello Kitty Barbie
- I Love to Queue for doughnuts Barbie
- Barbie as Xiaxue
- Barbie as Stefanie Sun (note to Mattel: adjust chest size)
- Barbie as Fiona Xie (note to Mattel: also adjust chest size)
- National Day Barbie

Wahaha I am so hilarious :D

Chris Crocker is also the one infamous for his Leave Britney Alone video.

Must see!!!

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=17979243

You gotta love the man. Or not.

Save my heart. Kill my brain.

I’m casually obsessed and I’m the best yet
I am indifferent, yet I am a total wreck
I’m every cliché, but I simply do it best.
Lyrics taken from The Music or the Misery by Fall Out Boy

I’m going crazy and it’s all my fault. I should never have asked you what you thought of any of them. Fish and chips don’t mix well with a potentially hurtful conversation.

Do you even remember the conversation?

How gor-juus her legs are, how nice a person she is, how you would totally date her if she was available.

I’m not good with jokes; they are cruel to my overly sensitive mind.

&& I am most certainly not a nice person. Nor one blessed with thin-like-fucking-chopsticks legs.

Ask me if I’m jealous. I’ll tell you I’m not. I only want to pack her in a wooden crate and send her to Africa, or Timbuktu, whichever is further.

I’m afraid of What-ifs and Who-do-you-prefers.

Would you be with me if she wasn’t with him?
I’m afraid of the answer.

Am I your By Default or Second Best?

I won’t ever know, because I don’t want to know. So please don’t let me know.

Am I more than you bargained for yet?

I FELL IN LOVE WITH COTTON, POLYESTER AND HAIRSPRAY

LATE POST!!

15 Sep. 07

I finally went out with Ruyin Dearest! *dances in seat*

(Wow I haven’t used the * thing in a long time! I feel so free, so liberated, so vindicated!)

We went to Cineleisure to catch a movie, but did a little shopping on the way. We actually planned to watch Ratatouille, and decided to catch HAIRSPRAY instead.

Hairspray is now officially one of my favourite movies ever! ‘Tracy Turnblad’ is the cutest, sweetest, most bubbly girl! Nikki Blonsky did a really good job.

Zac Efron did a good job too. Wa seh, his star really shone this year. And it’s not like he’s not talented either. Good looks? Check. Talent? Check. Hot girlfriend? Check. Some people are just really lucky!

In case you didn’t know, Zac Efron’s girlfriend is Vanessa Hudgens. Yes, Miss doe-eyed, smiley faced, averagely talented, “Baby, come back to me” singer is Zac Efron’s girlfriend. *horrors*

(Ooh the sweet, sweet symbol!)

Worse still, I found out that she posed nude on some men's magazine. O.o I’m super shocked that Disney decided to keep her. It’s not like she’s that big of a deal.

Well, aside from her picture being plastered all over notebooks, pens and assorted stationery items in Mini Toons. Okay maybe she is a bit of a deal.

I think it’s because of Zac Efron. Who ask him become so famous so quickly? She’s riding on your coattails, boy!

The tastier the dish, the more houseflies it attracts. Cheem right? I came up with it myself. *beams*

(I feel the tingle at my fingertips! This is better than riding the roller coaster!)

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Okay I’ll stop.

Anyway, Ruyin and I didn’t leave empty handed.

She got herself a pair of Adidas slippers! It is turquoise, white and brown with a white band over it. Really pretty! Oh, and it costs thirty dollars only. Yeah, only. Her mum is so going to kill her, bring her back to life, and kill her again. Haha!

And for me, after much walking around Heeren and Cineleisure, and after much deliberating and debating and picking and choosing (phew), I decided on:


So old skool right? I went home, immediately hid in my room, tried on the tees and cam-whored away.

You can’t stop the beat!