I think it's time that an introduction befitting of me was written.

Hi, I'm Sheena. And no, you'll never live to know the Hokkien version of my Chinese name. I live in Sweaty Singapore, and while I'm not an anarchist, you won't see me being pro-government either. If I were president, the first thing I'd do is legalise gay marriages. (Notice how not apathetic I am about politics.) I believe everyone should have the right to love. That's just me, I tend to believe in people and things until they give me a reason not to. But sometimes this gut feeling takes over and I become a total asshole. Or maybe it's just PMS. Whatever. I am full of ironies. Like how I will wolf down a bowl of shark's fin soup and feeling fucking guilty about it. Oh another thing, if you've decided not to go all Alternate-F4 on my blog, do brace yourself for unnecessary amounts of the word 'fuck' and its different variations. Hey, it's a beautiful word. How many words do you know can be used as an adjective, a noun and a verb? I love music, just because it's an extention of the human need for self-expression. Ditto for tattoos, fashion and writing. Oh, and I cannot fully emphasize my hate for bananas and aunties, no matter how impressive my vocabulary is. I love people, I really do. I just have this teensy problem opening up to others. So, I'm kinda used to the terms "mysterious", "snobby" and "shy and quiet" being used on me. You can call me anything but "cute". But if you are one of the rare ones who really know me, you'll know that I'm really quite predictable. What else, what else. Juno is my personal heroine; I am a prude when it comes to online flirting and people with poor English; and if I won't do what you say, that's prolly because I have this fascination with testing people's patience. Reverse psychology usually does the trick. Lastly, I have tendancies to write tall tales, especially about myself. :)