Barbiemania!

Chris Crocker is the man! Okay so he’s not all man.

Watch.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=13616457

Okay in case you were too lazy to load the video, Chris Crocker was suggesting to Mattel, the makers of Barbie, some pretty funny alternatives.

So I thought I’d come up with some of my own, inspired by everyday Singaporeans.

Sheena’s List of Barbie Dolls

- PSLE Barbie
- Ah Lian Barbie (push a button at her back to hear her spout Hokkien vulgarities)
- SPG Barbie
- Auntie Barbie
- Instant Noodle Barbie (first in a series of Latchkey Kid Barbie’s)
- Foreign Domestic Worker Barbie (no off day)
- HDB Barbie
- Pontianak Barbie
- I Love to Queue for Hello Kitty Barbie
- I Love to Queue for doughnuts Barbie
- Barbie as Xiaxue
- Barbie as Stefanie Sun (note to Mattel: adjust chest size)
- Barbie as Fiona Xie (note to Mattel: also adjust chest size)
- National Day Barbie

Wahaha I am so hilarious :D

Chris Crocker is also the one infamous for his Leave Britney Alone video.

Must see!!!

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=17979243

You gotta love the man. Or not.