I Hate Bananas.

Bananas are the dumbest fruit that has ever evolved.

They’re so starchy and sticky, and dry your throat up completely. And they spoil really quickly!

Sometimes the fruit uncle is dishonest and gives you a bunch of bananas that are too ripe. God knows how repulsive it is to find juice – yes, JUICE! – when you peel the skin off. I just hate it when my mum forces me to eat those evil things. Shudders.

Come to think of it, no wonder the fruit uncle is so desperate to sell off the bananas, no one wants to buy them!

I am the anti-banana.