My Funny Valentine

After more than 48 hours of absence, my army of exactly 4 loyal readers are bored and secretly curious about my Valentine's Day.

I woke up to a super sweet and funny message from Herald and smiled to myself in wonderous glee. Then I went back to sleep.

I was sleepy okay.

Then I woke up and realised it was 10 and literally screamed SHIIIIIIIT!

I would love to tell you how I brushed my teeth and combed my hair and put on Eyeliner (note the capitalisation of Eyeliner), but then my blog readership would drop to 1. So yes, I shall forgo my artist's integrity for the sake of commercialisation and get straight to the point. Stupid kaypohs.

So......

We went to Fish & Co at Wheelock place.

We had the Seafood Platter for two. And order the extra Soup of the Day and their 'award-winning' passion fruit drink.

Pictures!

The passion fruit drink. And Herald. :)

Soup of the day - Best mushroom soup ever to cross these lips!

Finally, the food arrived! In a big big pan, no less! :D

Seafood Platter for Two: Fries, Fish, Calamari, Mussels, Shrimp

Very nice meal! The whole place was packed with couples from 15 year olds to 30 year olds. So cute. The shrimps and mussels were the best, seriously.

Okay, I'm not making sense anymore.

He told me that he ordered roses to be delivered to my house around 6-8pm that day. But guess what time it arrived.... 11.30pm! What the hell? That's half an hour till the end of Valentine's Day. I was already about to sleep and Herald even cancelled his order. By then I felt three things.

1. Sympathy for the people still delivering flowers (I was the last order, apparently.)

2. Pissed. (I made him get his money back.)

3. Overjoyed (My roses are preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty! :3)

Only I can feel joy and anger at the same time.

Too many pictures of the same thing, I know. My blog, deal with it.

I am happy. Thank you.

Bowling does not suck

I finally removed that dumb Facebook app.

Anyhoo, I have so many things to gloat about. x]

1. Bowling dates

I officially do NOT hate bowling anymore. Because I managed to hit a record score of 71! (Okay, that's not the highest ever, I did get 100+ before, but that was with bumpers, and yes, I know that bumpers don't count so this is why I am humble enough to say that my record is 71. STFU.)

Me and Herald went to Clementi Recreational Centre on Saturday and Tuesday to bowl. The Saturday one was fucking expensive. 21 Smackeroonies. Geez!

If you're wondering if I use pet names on him like 'Honey', or 'Hubby', of course I do. I just find it distasteful to call him that on the World Wide Web.

And God no, I don't call him Honey or Hubby. That is fucking gross lah =.=

So anyway, HERALD knows how I hate people correcting me so I could see how he was chewing the insides of his cheeks when I bowl into where the bumpers should have been.

Actually I don't know why bumpers are so faux pass. They help you improve your score right? Since when is extra support not a good thing? It's the players' egos lah, I tell you. They become so good at bowling that they play without bumpers. After a while, bowling without bumpers become the 'in' thing among bowling fanatics, and soon the whole world became engulfed in the No Bumpers phenomenon.










Of course I know that's not true lah, bodoh. PICTURES!

Show off. x]

Record score, ho!

He's just jealous of my record. Haha.

Day Two of Bowling Rendezvous

Round One: Meh.Round Two: Better take picture showing me ahead of him before I crash and burn.

Little did I know that as soon as I took the picture, I crashed, burned and was made minced meat out of, as seen below. =/

Action seh.

Okay okay, he won. :)

2. Chinese New Year Celebrations

Right now I only have pictures of CNY Eve aka Tuan Yuan!

Prawn fritters!

No, that's not a finger at the bottom of the picture. I was also wondering when I saw the picture. Then I remembered it was the handle of my cup. Can you see the shape of a cat's head?

Chap chai

I thought 'chap' mean sauce. In case you're not enlightened in the food department like me, it means ten, as in ten vegetables. But it should be nine veggies, cos my maid forgot the shiitake mushrooms. :(

Herbal Chicken

And finally, the thing my dad only ever wants for CNY...

Bakwan Kepiting (Idk how to spell!)

It's minced meat plus crab meat, chopped bamboo shoots and parsley, I think.

More pictures on CNY when I get them from The Brother and The Cousin. :D

P.S. I know I sound a little like Xiaxue in this entry. I really can't help it! Been reading all her old archives. Fucking good shit. && that's also why I haven't been blogging. :)